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Carissa, finally 18, single pringle, pansexual, Western Australia.
I like the Supernatural, the Sherlock, the Doctor Who, and generally anything that holds my attention for 6 seconds so its a mess of fandoms and other crap but i follow back which i think makes everything better.
Posted on 2nd Sep at 3:13 PM, with 9,802 notes
silentwalrus1:

I NEED THE WHOLE EIFFEL TOWER IN MY SELFIE, STEVE. STOP WHINING. 
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silentwalrus1:

I NEED THE WHOLE EIFFEL TOWER IN MY SELFIE, STEVE. STOP WHINING. 

Posted on 2nd Sep at 3:13 PM, with 139,424 notes

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

Posted on 1st Sep at 9:13 PM, with 20,399 notes
Male Legislators who think Birth Control pills only serve as contraceptives and are unnecessary:
Posted on 1st Sep at 9:13 PM, with 107,911 notes

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

Posted on 1st Sep at 7:49 PM, with 29,032 notes

if you’re a s t r o n g f e m a l e you don’t need permission

Posted on 1st Sep at 7:49 PM, with 318,617 notes
5secondsofsmumer:


j4479:

deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. 

this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now

5secondsofsmumer:

j4479:

deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. 

this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now

Posted on 1st Sep at 7:47 PM, with 19,236 notes

quantumfemme:

schrodingerstriceratops:

what if all mermaids & sirens are lesbians who are singing to attract ladies so when they get men instead they just toss them aside & accidentally drown them in frustration??

I can confirm this is 100% true

Posted on 1st Sep at 7:42 PM, with 276,548 notes
me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
me: gets in bed
me: how was earth created
me: who made microwaves
me: how does the internet even work
me: i'm hungry
me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
me: too tired to sleep
Posted on 1st Sep at 7:41 PM, with 84,643 notes

wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

Posted on 1st Sep at 7:38 PM, with 295,655 notes

captainnaustralia:

the-missing-e-in:

im-a-fan-of-that:

heyheyanna:

weepingdemon:

dad and mom

treat or trick

josh and drake

cheese and mac

stop that thank you

jelly and peanut butter

George and Fred

white and black

Juliet and Romeo

This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order 

Posted on 1st Sep at 7:37 PM, with 21,958 notes

anninymouse:

My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”

Posted on 1st Sep at 7:37 PM, with 29,152 notes

save-the-cheerleader:

in study period today a guy sitting next to me was reading mockingjay and he kinda just whispered what the fuck to himself

and then again, a lil more angrily, what the fUCK

And he flicked back about seven or so pages and then went back to his spot and went ‘no’

and I know exactly which fuckin part he was reading lemme tell u

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