My Documents
Ask away your soul.
Submit away your heart
Archive
Carissa, finally 18, single pringle, pansexual, Western Australia.
I like the Supernatural, the Sherlock, the Doctor Who, and generally anything that holds my attention for 6 seconds so its a mess of fandoms and other crap but i follow back which i think makes everything better.
Posted on 1st Aug at 10:20 PM, with 451,916 notes

tinalikesbutts:

callyoumaybe:

royalturkeyz:

thewordsmithy:

singoffkey:

satanss-nipples:

ask-the-homestuck-crew:

smashing-articles-of-footwear:

spadesslick:

horror—terrors:

fun fact: If you separate the 4 and the 2 making them different numbers. Then translate them into Japanese  shi, and ni. Then put the words together, shini, it means death (shini-gami = god of death). So knowing that

The answer to the ultimate question… of life, the universe, and everything is…

death.

That fact is not fun.

Well, the number 4 in Japanese can also be translated to Yon. So if we have the words Yon and Ni and then put them together, it is yonni, which translates to nothing (as far as i know) in Japanese, however, in Sanskrit, it means vagina. 

So therefore, the answer to the ultimate question….of life, the universe, and everything is…

vagina

Life comes from the vagina only to be later greeted by death.

42

i just hit myself in the face my phone

Not so fun fact: Douglas Adams actually states that 42 was a random number that he picked off the top of his head and had no hidden, deeper meanings.

It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one….I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought ‘42 will do’. I typed it out. End of story.” - Douglas Adams

That’s the beauty in it.

Fandom, “They author put so much meaning into the number 42 and look how meaningful it is!”

Author, “Lolz 42 will do.”

Literally English teachers

Posted on 1st Aug at 5:51 PM, with 47,074 notes
juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”
View high resolution

juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

Posted on 1st Aug at 5:50 PM, with 118,854 notes

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

Posted on 1st Aug at 5:49 PM, with 71,189 notes

merichuel:

So… I dediced to make a mini iron throne for my mobile phone. A couple of hours, loooots of swords and hot glue

Posted on 1st Aug at 5:48 PM, with 123,934 notes
lifeisagifttomorrowisapromise:

loordee:

what the fuck new zealand

we’re more of the do it yourself types, after all DIY is in our DNA

lifeisagifttomorrowisapromise:

loordee:

what the fuck new zealand

we’re more of the do it yourself types, after all DIY is in our DNA

Posted on 1st Aug at 5:48 PM, with 209,513 notes

thestigsmexicancousin:

A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.

Posted on 1st Aug at 5:46 PM, with 3,376 notes
"Put it this way: I haven’t worked with Misha Collins yet, but I INTEND TO"
John Barrowman, at the Phoenix Comic Con 2014 [x] (via cakeyhankerson)
Posted on 1st Aug at 5:45 PM, with 36,899 notes
spernatural:

I’m assuming the outbreak has begun already so just in case you or someone you know gets infected, here’s a transparent .gif for your blog 

spernatural:

I’m assuming the outbreak has begun already so just in case you or someone you know gets infected, here’s a transparent .gif for your blog 

Posted on 1st Aug at 5:44 PM, with 279,760 notes

housewifeswag:

spacemuffinz:

chibichan88:

kawalie:

comicbooksexlife:

I’ve been waiting for this post all my life 

the disclaimer though

reblogging again because I actually read the disclaimer this time…

have you ever felt a post with all your soul

I like slapping lunchmeat together

Posted on 1st Aug at 5:42 PM, with 240,940 notes
aleeyago:

clvbpenguin:

iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED
View high resolution

aleeyago:

clvbpenguin:

iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED

Posted on 31st Jul at 2:53 PM, with 91,003 notes

yaoipeen:

eggwitch:

bunnyfood:

Boing, boing, boing

is that a fucking toucan

no its a dog

Start
00:00 AM